Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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