I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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