I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
my mouth tastes like poor choices
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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