That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I smell like Dick and happiness
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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