I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I need a burrito and a hug.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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