; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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