FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Two words: nipple clamps
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