His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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