I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
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