But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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