Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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