This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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