Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize
