her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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