her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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