break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Four minutes until I can fart!
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
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