I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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