Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I just want nice things and good sex
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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