You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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