Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
40s are totally the cure
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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