She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
You are a booty call, not a friend.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
My dad just said "fuck circus"
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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