My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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