At least make sure they are 18
Why
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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