How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I think my vagina is haunted
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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