How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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