Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
