She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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