What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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