doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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