That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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