True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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