just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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