I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
vagina is talking i cant
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Let's paint friendship bongs
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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