Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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