So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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