I swear she didn't look like that last week.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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