More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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