playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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