Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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