i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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