going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
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