Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
The air taste purple.
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