I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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