She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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