I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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