big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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