Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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