Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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