But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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