What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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