pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Dignity is for republicans.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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