Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
wow bdsm is so cute
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