i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
