FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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